How are packages shipped?
All items are shipped in PLAIN UNMARKED boxes.  UPS Ground is the standard shipping method, unless the address is a PO or APO address.

 

So you ship to PO boxes?
Yes.  Items are shipped via Priority Mail to PO BOX Addresses 

 

What is the name that will appear on my credit card statement?
Any purchases made will appear as 'Technoweenie, inc'.  Yes.. we have a sense of humor!

 

how long does it take to get my order ?
In general, about a week. Our shipping department is closed on weekends, so any orders placed Friday through Sunday will be shipped starting the following MONDAY.  

 

What happens if I don't like the item i bought?
Due to the nature of the items, we cannot accept returns on items because you don't like them.
Half the fun about playing with toys and fucking is to try something new.. Sometimes it's fun, other times.. Maybe not so much.. 

 

Do you ship to some foreign countries?
Due to the cost of shipping and the issues with lost packages, we generally do not ship to foreign countries. IF you must have something we sell, we can work something out.. but we want you be aware of the issues and costs involved

 

Do you accept mail orders?
Add items to the cart, and go as far as the checkout screen that shows the contents of the cart.
Print this screen, and add appropriate shipping.  Do not forget to add your delivery address.

 

Can I pay by personal check?
We prefer you didn't.  Walk your ass to the local post office, drug store or super market and get a money order